Never doing what I'm supposed to be doing...

...whether it's updating this sketch blog on a (semi-)daily basis, or paying attention in Biochem recitations. An older sketch and, sigh, a symptom of the reason why I did not get an A in that class.

Umicorms!

Sort of like wolfareems, but with more of a penchant for the pure and virginal. Anyway... this is an inexcusably shitty webcam photo of a shirt that I'm in the middle of painting... with a UMICORM! Oh, joy and whatnot! (Cue puppies and rainbows and bunnies and glitter and stuff.)

Using Tulip "Slick" black fabric paint thinned with water; currently undecided if I'll use the paint as sort of a wash later, or if I should leave it as mostly a line drawing. We shall see. The back and bottom hem of the shirt have a bunch of cutouts, and the sleeves are sliced and may be beaded at a future date. It'll be epic. Seriously. Wait for it.

And it can be biffles with my unicorn shoes. Maybe I'll draw those bitches if they ever show up. Come onnnn, UPS man. I know that pure and virginal is a requirement for unicorn entrapment, but the delivery service doesn't have such standards... right??

Is that a pencil in your pocket, or... ugh, nevermind.

I think this is Trent Ford? I can't quite remember. What the hell ever happened to him anyway? I actually don't even find him all that attractive... which I suppose begs the question of why I would choose to draw him all "COME HITHA, BEBEH"-y, and the answer to that is that I have no fucking clue.

Oh well. Artists are strange people. I suppose you all will just have to get used to it.

Flop

A polar bear (?) plushie that's been laying on my couch for the past few days. I have no idea where he came from, or how long he plans on staying. Perhaps I shall ask him.

Yes, I am aware that this is supposed to be a daily sketch blog... why do you ask?

Breach

When I think about toes, I think about that girl I know whose head is shaped like one of my friend's big toe. Or is my friend's big toe shaped like that girl's head? Hmm...